A typical day in 1996.

Whenever, 1996

12pm: Wake up, lay in bed for 1.5 hours thinking about what how I'm going to be really productive today and work on solving unsolvable physics theories.

1:30pm: Take shower and daydream about living in a hot shower for the rest of my life and having a helicopter lift the shower and place it next to wherever I want to go so I can stay in the shower all day because it feels so good.

2:30pm: Get out of shower and put on light airy clothes so that it's easy removal for when I go to the tanning bed (renewed monthly membership).

3:00pm: Call Johnny and rendez-vous at his house so we can go to tanning salon. Talk about what level tans we're gonna get on way over and discuss various post-tanning methods to secure deep tan.

3:30pm: Reserve super bed (there are different level beds depending on how deep a tan you want). Apply "Swedish Beauty" tanning bronzer and begin tan (20 min).

3:50:pm: Wipe off excess sweat, check body out in mirror to see instant results, blend any tanning lotion buildup that may have occurred. Leave tanning bed room.

4:00pm: Chat with tanning bed worker about any new products that may have arrived while waiting on johnny to finish his tanning session. His sessions were longer because he had a better base tan than me.

4:10pm: Leave tanning bed, go to Taco Bell for lunch. Order 2 doubledecker tacos and 1 small coke. Eat 1.5 doubledecker tacos and give the remainder to Johnny and then demand that he pay me for the .5 taco he ate.

5:00pm: Drive to Cumberland Mall or Brunswick Azalea Bowling Alley arcade for daily Mortal Kombat practice (in preparation for intense competition on Fri-Sat at the Galleria).

6:00pm: Still at arcade.

7:00pm: At arcade still.

8:00pm: Arcade at still.

10:00pm: Leave arcade to go to Galleria arcade that stayed open until 2am.

2:00am: Leave other arcade for home and on the drive home daydream about how I'm going to do something really productive the next day and solve unsolvable physics theories.